Children's Novel

After an entirely not-work-related e-mail conversation, My Respected Co-worker (MRC) suggested that I write a series of illiterative childrens books including "How Awful for April" and "Melissa is Messy" perfecting my art for the more challenging "Zander is Zany." When I explained that MRF wouldn't let me combine multiple books to meet the required page amount, MRC said that "April is the key, develop her character." So I guess "How Awful for April" would become increasingly dark and end in homicide or insanity, preferably both. Of course, Murder and Mayhem sounds better with Melissa.